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    Happy 58th Last Tango

    Mark; Hope you have a great day ...Ed

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    Thanks, guys. I feel much better about being 58 than I did last year turning 57. Don't know why, but the number 57 just didn't fit well on me, I guess. However, being 58 makes all the difference. LOL!
    I have noticed a distinct rise in the number of young single women hitting on me, lately. Is that because they assume I'm a safe date... like their grandfathers? LOL!

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    Happy Birthday Mark!

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    Mark; The single young females know you are only 7 yrs away from getting your hands on all your retirement funds ...Ed

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    LOL! I think you are absolutely right. Imagine their surprise when I tell them I spent it all on Donzi's and Porsches!
    In honor of this special day I have decided to post a joke. I have never posted a joke before.

    A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.
    They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall!
    It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.
    There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.
    She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
    They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father my children?" She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.
    They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts
    her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.
    She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.
    After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.
    The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"
    The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says, "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."

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    OOOOh that was good..........Ed

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    Happy Birthday Mark!!
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    Catch me if you can, mark!!
    Also in the keys, but not with the gang.......
    See you next weekend.
    Happy birthday!
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    Best joke I've heard in a while!
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    Happy Birthday Mark

    Have a great day Mark!!!! All the best.
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    Sorry I'm late, but wanted to also wish a belated to you Mark. Take care, have fun and be safe in the coming year. I enjoyed seeing and talking with you again at Eufala this year.
    Scott Boldt

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    Hey Mark, happy birthday

    FYI, i'm officially a Jacksonvillian as of this week. I'll give you a call or a quick email one of these days. As you can imagine, life's been super crazy lately.

    hope you enjoyed your birthday.
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    I got the word from Naomi that you were finally here. JUST in time for your first SEADOG event this coming weekend near Palatka.
    (904) 534-9928 cell

    I was out this past weekend on Saturday and it was a totally DELICIOUS boating day. Greg and I went to the freshly refurbished Hooters at Goodby's Creek. Boating was awesome and so were the girls.

    Check out www.pcafcr.org for the next PCA event. No new Porsches in my driveway, yet. Number 17 looks like it will be a Cayman this time.

    Mark
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