knee deep
10-04-2002, 07:45 AM
Murphy's Top 10 Reasons:
AKA: Conspiracy to keep Knee Deep Out of Sarasota
10) The cleaning girl did not show up again.
9) The yachtbroker's checks are in the mail - NOT
8) $ 2,000 in new parts is not enough
7) After sitting on a trailer in Jersey for 10
years the old girl is afraid of the water.
6) The way she looks she doesn't want to go to a
party
5) A customer wants me to work this weekend
4) If you pay peanuts (to mechanics) you get
monkeys.
3) U haul ordered the wrong hitch, after
confirming the car model twice.
2) Maybe you do need reverse?
1) Harbormaster, Mad Poodle, and Murphy are all
working together.
Eternally Optimistic! :D
AKA: Conspiracy to keep Knee Deep Out of Sarasota
10) The cleaning girl did not show up again.
9) The yachtbroker's checks are in the mail - NOT
8) $ 2,000 in new parts is not enough
7) After sitting on a trailer in Jersey for 10
years the old girl is afraid of the water.
6) The way she looks she doesn't want to go to a
party
5) A customer wants me to work this weekend
4) If you pay peanuts (to mechanics) you get
monkeys.
3) U haul ordered the wrong hitch, after
confirming the car model twice.
2) Maybe you do need reverse?
1) Harbormaster, Mad Poodle, and Murphy are all
working together.
Eternally Optimistic! :D