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MOP
11-12-2013, 08:02 AM
An old guy goes to his doctor for his regular physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution.









When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very sexy, young, pretty female doctor.







The female doctor says,"I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to.







I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say,



'99'.


The old guy obeys and says,






"99".




The doctor says, "Great", now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say,




'99".




Again, the old guy says,




'99'."


The doctor said, “Very good”.






Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly.




I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis




To keep it out of the way.




Now take a deep breath and say,





'99'.





The old guy begins,





"One...








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Five...…"

mattyboy
11-13-2013, 07:10 PM
guy goes to his urologist during his exam the dr notices that the guy has "so tiny" tattooed on his johnson . the dr comes out of the exam room laughing his ass off he tells his good looking blonde buxom nicole anna smith look a like of a nurse the story . so she has to go in and check it out . she emerges from the exam room a few moments later with a far off look in her eyes like she just saw a monster . the dr asks her what wrong some what in shock the nurse says it didn't say "so Tiny" it said "SOUTH TICONDEROGA NEW YORK"