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gmcars10
07-13-2011, 07:52 PM
Dear Donzi Friends,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs are phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them.." I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

Around midnight, I decided to hide next to the garage behind my boat so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind the boat, that I noticed some hairline cracks in my gelcoat, right were the hull meets the transom of my boat.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take the boat to the shop for repairs?

Offset
07-13-2011, 08:21 PM
You are a sick man gmcars10. I think you can fix those cracks yourself, not sure about the other one though!!!:jestera:

Ed Donnelly
07-14-2011, 06:21 AM
You will have to repair inside the hull before you do the outside.

Buy your wife something nice because you wouldn't have noticed the problem
without her..............Ed

joseph m. hahnl
07-14-2011, 06:56 PM
Just give her the 1/2 with the cracks
http://www.thisisyourconscience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/divorce-decree.jpg

goatee
07-15-2011, 07:15 AM
joe beat me to it!

id was going to say, "divorce her, and leave the boat to her"
buy a new, better boat.:hyper:

Dax McDavid
07-20-2011, 09:36 AM
Hilarious...