DonziJon
09-16-2010, 05:02 PM
Subject: Friendly Advice
Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurt, do their nails, ...and $hit like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents. :bonk: DJ
Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurt, do their nails, ...and $hit like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents. :bonk: DJ