Holy Crap!

[zelatore]

Apparently, I've pissed off the local bird population.

There's no way 1 bird did this...must have been a flock on a carpet-bombing run!

[Jraysray]

Apparently, I've pissed off the local bird population.

There's no way 1 bird did this...must have been a flock on a carpet-
bombing run!

LMAO :eek::eek::fam:

[mrfixxall]

ROLMAO!! thats why i quit washing my truck,a bird hasn't chit on it since :)

[McGary911]

Damn, that took some planning on the birds' part.

Back when I was in Jersey, I saw a car in a supermarket parking lot. They parked under a tree, likely to keep the interior cool. I'd say about 500 small birds (sparrows?) landed in the tree all at once. They all started crapping all at once for about a full minute. They then took to the air to find the next tree, i guess. It was insane. I'd have to say that literally 30% of the car was bird crap. Bet the poor guy only ran in the store for 5 minutes. I should have stayed in the lot to see their reaction.