John Holmes

[Bubba Dog]

Hey, Hedgehog,
I was onsite when my wife walked past my monitor, saw your avatar and said, that's John Holmes...
The attached pictures are of, my son Brian and his friend Joel, they are headed to Chapel Hill for Halloween, about 30k people show up for the melee. My son is the one with the super-mullet, Joel is channeling "Johnny".
We have been crying in laughter, enjoy.
Bubba

[gcarter]

Once again, my mind is never in the gutter, therefore I had to Google the name.

I'm always amazed with what trivia I can live w/o! :nilly:

[Cuda]

George, I can't believe you didn't know John Holmes. :eek:

[gcarter]

George, I can't believe you didn't know John Holmes. :eek:

Nope......

[BUIZILLA]

are you an ostrich? :nilly:

lookalike or real?

[Conquistador_del_mar]

George, I can't believe you didn't know John Holmes. :eek:

Let me get it straight. Is Hedgehog's (Bill's) avatar John Holmes? Was his last avatar another porn star as I used to think it was when I first joined the Donzi site? Too funny if it was - also too much admission on my part that I would guess this - lol Bill

[The Hedgehog]

Big Johnny Wadd through and through.

Bubba, your son has great taste in humor and outfits. I have a few of my own.:yes:

Cuda, it does not surprise me in the slightest that you are familiar. I would hope that you are up on your porn trivia.:pimp:

Bill, Yes. Ron Jeremy was the avatar for my moniker Big Green ZX. I sold the boat to CJ Mike and had to have a new name. I kicked it around with the powers that be and we arrived at The Hedgehog.:shocking:

I had a number of avatars for a while. I had the X up for a bit and then started catching grief from MOP. I put up Holmes and he gave it the thumbs up.

[The Hedgehog]

are you an ostrich? :nilly:

lookalike or real?

Now I almost fell out of my chair on that one:nilly:

[Conquistador_del_mar]

Bill, Yes. Ron Jeremy was the avatar for my moniker Big Green ZX. I sold the boat to CJ Mike and had to have a new name. I kicked it around with the powers that be and we arrived at The Hedgehog.:shocking:

That is far too funny - :nilly:
I remember first seeing the Green ZX avatar and thinking you might be a porn star who didn't want his identity known. I didn't even want to ask you since I wasn't sure.

[Bubba Dog]

Big Johnny Wadd through and through.

Bubba, your son has great taste in humor and outfits. I have a few of my own.:yes:

Cuda, it does not surprise me in the slightest that you are familiar. I would hope that you are up on your porn trivia.:pimp:

Bill, Yes. Ron Jeremy was the avatar for my moniker Big Green ZX. I sold the boat to CJ Mike and had to have a new name. I kicked it around with the powers that be and we arrived at The Hedgehog.:shocking:

I had a number of avatars for a while. I had the X up for a bit and then started catching grief from MOP. I put up Holmes and he gave it the thumbs up.


Funny *hit, thanks for the background.
When we saw their outfits, as vote of approval, my wife exclaimed "y'all look really creepy"

[The Hedgehog]

That is far too funny - :nilly:
I remember first seeing the Green ZX avatar and thinking you might be a porn star who didn't want his identity known. I didn't even want to ask you since I wasn't sure.

That's pretty good.

No, I just think I am one from time to time. :pimp:

It has been a running joke for me for over 20 years now. Probably since before I was Bubba Dog's boys age. It is basically all in good fun.

[BUIZILLA]

Now I almost fell out of my chair on that one:nilly: that pic is me about 30 years ago, and 50# lighter... JH was my alter ego.. I still have that camera.... prolly the same roll of film too.... muff said...

[Phil S]

Very funny stuff......

I always assumed it came from "I need to get it up and keep it up like a porn-star"......talking, of course, about the bow of a boat.

Running jokes though,....it always drives me crazy when you meet someone new at a party or such, and the first thing they ask you is..."so what do you do for a living"...or some variation. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just that I think I am being "sized-up" social comparison-wise when one asks me that when I just met them.

So, awhile back, standing in line at the dry-cleaners, I noticed that "Happy The Clown", had left an enormous amount of his business cards (bright pink) near the register, in hopes that someone would take one to further his enterprise of "birthday parties, balloon parties, all occasions of fun"..etc. Since "Happy" had placed nearly 500 or so of these cards here, I didn't think he would mind if I helped him advertise by taking a mere 100 or so with me.

Needless to say, when I must answer that annoying party question, or meet someone in a bar that seems to want know, I simply hand them "my" card.

"Happy" probably owns an island somewhere by now ! But I enjoy advertising for him / her. The looks from the folks, having just asked me what I do for a living, are priceless though.

Porn Star is even better though ! ;) That is hilarious HH !

[MOP]

Just spotted the post I am sitting here shaking head speechless but giggling! It is a fun read!!!!

Thanks guys I needed a little levity, just got home from the third wake in our family in about an 8-9 week span, all close up people!

[Ghost]

Very funny stuff......

I always assumed it came from "I need to get it up and keep it up like a porn-star"......talking, of course, about the bow of a boat.

Running jokes though,....it always drives me crazy when you meet someone new at a party or such, and the first thing they ask you is..."so what do you do for a living"...or some variation. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just that I think I am being "sized-up" social comparison-wise when one asks me that when I just met them.

So, awhile back, standing in line at the dry-cleaners, I noticed that "Happy The Clown", had left an enormous amount of his business cards (bright pink) near the register, in hopes that someone would take one to further his enterprise of "birthday parties, balloon parties, all occasions of fun"..etc. Since "Happy" had placed nearly 500 or so of these cards here, I didn't think he would mind if I helped him advertise by taking a mere 100 or so with me.

Needless to say, when I must answer that annoying party question, or meet someone in a bar that seems to want know, I simply hand them "my" card.

"Happy" probably owns an island somewhere by now ! But I enjoy advertising for him / her. The looks from the folks, having just asked me what I do for a living, are priceless though.

Porn Star is even better though ! ;) That is hilarious HH !

I LOVE it. The clown card thing is awesome. I may have to get some printed.

When I was first out of college, an obnoxious friend of mine used to go hit on women at bars constantly. There was a guy who had been laid off from our office who was about 60, and was one of the most...I dunno what to call him guys you ever met. But not the sort who you picture hitting on women. Prim, proper, square, something.

Anyhow, when he left, there were about 500 business cards on his desk. My friend who was an accomplished bachelor used to use the guy's name, giving out his business cards when he was hammered and obnoxious. A sick part of me hopes a few ladies called that work number and tried to track him down. Ahh, the eyebrows that would have raised.

(Of course, DURING college, some buddies and I would give out joke names at parties to see who could pull off the most ridiculous without getting called on it. We'd usually forget, meet up later when people had gotten a rapport going with some girl, and then try not to spit our beers when we realized she'd bought the fake name and he was still running with it. And...as you might imagine...the better the evening goes, the tougher it is to come clean on that.)

[Cuda]

I introduce myself at parties to chicks as, Joe Griffth, Md. The say, "Medical doctor?", I say no, Mule Dik. :)

[Cuda]

that pic is me about 30 years ago, and 50# lighter... JH was my alter ego.. I still have that camera.... prolly the same roll of film too.... muff said...
I was gonna say you're much to big to be JH. He was a little guy.

[Cuda]

Big Johnny Wadd through and through.
Bubba, your son has great taste in humor and outfits. I have a few of my own.:yes:
Cuda, it does not surprise me in the slightest that you are familiar. I would hope that you are up on your porn trivia.:pimp:
Bill, Yes. Ron Jeremy was the avatar for my moniker Big Green ZX. I sold the boat to CJ Mike and had to have a new name. I kicked it around with the powers that be and we arrived at The Hedgehog.:shocking:
I had a number of avatars for a while. I had the X up for a bit and then started catching grief from MOP. I put up Holmes and he gave it the thumbs up.
That's like not knowing who Seka was! :)

[Bubba Dog]

I am Shocked !
To show you what I know~
I thought that this was a picture of Hedgehog himself !
So did my 92y/o Dad !
I guess we don't get out very much here in PA ?
We live a sheltered life.

Now that I know this~
I have to wonder about Gold-N-Rod' s photo!
Is that really a photo of him ?
We Just have to know!

And just think I was about to put-up a photo of myself on a waterski behind my ski-boat.


I was thinking about using this one for my avatar, photo attached.

[Barry Eller]

I'm just glad my wife doesn't know who John Holmes is, and I'm especialy glad she has never seen him. Her preception of me would CHANGE!!!:kingme:

[Bubba Dog]

I'm just glad my wife doesn't know who John Holmes is, and I'm especialy glad she has never seen him. Her preception of me would CHANGE!!!:kingme:

FWIW, My wife (Kim), is no porn expert, just an avid reader and well informed.:yes:

[Barry Eller]

FWIW, My wife (Kim), is no porn expert, just an avid reader and well informed.:yes:

Hey Bubba, I didn't mean to imply anything there, I meant I'm glad my wife hasn't seen what John Holmes had to brag about and compare THAT with me!!:yes:

[BUIZILLA]

sheesh....

Holmes ain't nuthin' :shark:

[mrfixxall]

OOOo BOy!! Now we need a adult section :)

[Cuda]

I believe Holmes died of Aids. :(

[wrussellw]

The frat brothers and I used setup the new guys on blind
dates with "Connie Lingus" at the Chi O house. They would
go over and ask the house mother or members if they would
ask Connie to come to the lobby. All in good fun or so we thought
One particularly sheltered pledge come back from a trip to the
Chi O and complains that he is bummed because he gets a blind
date with the only overweight oriental girl with a bad complexion
in college. Seems he ran into a similarly sheltered soriety girl
and she went upstairs and got Connie "the girl with funny last name"
My daughter pledged Chi O later in my life and I made financial
retribution for my past sins

[Bubba Dog]

FWIW, My wife (Kim), is no porn expert, just an avid reader and well informed.:yes:

Not that there is anything wrong with that, being a porn expert.


Hey Bubba, I didn't mean to imply anything there, I meant I'm glad my wife hasn't seen what John Holmes had to brag about and compare THAT with me!!:yes:

Hey Barry, No offense taken, I've enjoyed all the posts. :kingme:

[The Hedgehog]

That's like not knowing who Seka was! :)

Seka the sex goddess. And then there is Venessa Del Rio, Christy Canyon, the original Marylin Chambers.

I am pretty sure I could not stump you on that though.

[mrfixxall]

I'm just glad my wife doesn't know who John Holmes is, and I'm especialy glad she has never seen him. Her preception of me would CHANGE!!!:kingme:

I wouldnt worry about jonny wad because he is dead!! The one you have to worrie about is Mandingo!!!! He's still kickin IT!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cuda]

Seka the sex goddess. And then there is Venessa Del Rio, Christy Canyon, the original Marylin Chambers.
I am pretty sure I could not stump you on that though.
Plus Ginger Lynn, and Amber Lynn. :)

[Cuda]

I wouldnt worry about jonny wad because he is dead!! The one you have to worrie about is Mandingo!!!! He's still kickin IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Or Blackzilla! :eek:

[The Hedgehog]

Or Blackzilla! :eek:

Now that is just plain wrong. He is more feared than Python Don:shocking:

[Phil S]

that pic is me about 30 years ago, and 50# lighter... JH was my alter ego.. I still have that camera.... prolly the same roll of film too.... muff said...
(spelling po-po):lookaroun:

[fasttrucker]

Seka the sex goddess. And then there is Venessa Del Rio, Christy Canyon, the original Marylin Chambers.
I am pretty sure I could not stump you on that though.
I heard marylin chambers died this past year.Always liked the ivory snow girl.:smileybo:

[Cuda]

I dated a beautiful girl in the 70's that was as sweet as she could be. She turned into Seka after a couple of scotchs. :shocking::cool::pimp:

[BUIZILLA]

(spelling po-po):lookaroun: uhhhh..... no
:wink:

[Donzi Vol]

Alright, I put off reading this thread as long as I could. Well worth the read...some funny stuff here. I really like the Chi O story. Things always have a tendancy to come back to us! ha

[CHACHI]

The stuff this board can talk about when the boating season slows down.

Glad to see we are well versed on many topics.

And Marylin Chambers, she was from Connecticut, the Gold Coast part of the state, go figure.

Ken

[Cuda]

I never saw Marylin Chambers, but I knew who she was. :)

[mrfixxall]

I never saw Marylin Chambers, but I knew who she was. :)


A hotty in the day!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu3rhUhFWdk&feature=related

[Cuda]

She looks a lot like my first girlfriend. My dad doesn't talk much at all, but he told me I was dating the best looking girl in the county! :)

Mom said she used to catch dad looking at her walking away.
This is a recent photo of her.

[Phil S]

Well now, there ya go Cuda.....
I agree with your Dad !:wink::):cool!::yes:

WKR,
Phil

[The Hedgehog]

I never saw Marylin Chambers, but I knew who she was. :)

I am struggling to believe that you have not seen Behind the Green Door. It is on the must see list for any vintage porn expert.

BTW, I was with having lunch with a client one time. They were one of my biggest clients and their Chief Credit Officer was one of these serious as a heart attack guys. The CFO was a pretty funny guy and somehow we got on the subject of porn. I joked around about how they don't make them like they used to and floated a couple of vintage names like Behind the Green Door. The CCO looked up without cracking a smile. I was thinking that I may have striked a nerve. He calmly said "That was a great Marylin Chambers film."

[86fxst]

I heard marylin chambers died this past year.Always liked the ivory snow girl.:smileybo:
RIP - April 12, 2009

[Cuda]

I am struggling to believe that you have not seen Behind the Green Door. It is on the must see list for any vintage porn expert.
."
I had heard of her and of the film. but I never saw it. I saw Linda Lovelace in Deep Throat if that counts for anything,

[The Hedgehog]

I had heard of her and of the film. but I never saw it. I saw Linda Lovelace in Deep Throat if that counts for anything,

Ole Linda and Harry Reems. A quality flick:pimp: Back when porn had a plot. I especially liked the plot in Deep Throat.

Funny story, when I was touring schools as a high school senior I went down to Tulane. They had a HUGE campus theater. My friend Harry and I were walking home from the bar and saw the basically the whole campus heading to the theater. Well come to find out they open up the theater late night to show some random film. That night it was Deep Throat. Well you can imagine the reaction of a couple of thousand drunk coeds watching a porno. At one point in the movie someone stood up and yelled "Taste great" (as in the old taste great/less filling Lite beer ads). The whole theater erupted with a back and forth of Taste Great and Less Filling. It was a beautiful moment that almost brought tears to my eyes. Needless to say that we accompanied the girls that stuck around back to the bars. I almost went to school there on that merit alone.:pimp: