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mrfixxall
11-12-2009, 01:29 PM
Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an
> > upcomingfishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that
> he
> > couldn't go
> > this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing
> > and name calling, Dave headed home frustrated.
> >
> >
> >
> > The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the
> > lake to set up
> > camp, they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting at the
> > campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in
> > hand, and
> > a camp fire glowing.
> >
> >
> >
> > "How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?"
> >
> >
> >
> > "I didn't have to," Dave replied.
> >
> >
> >
> > Yesterday, when I left work , I went home and slumped
> > down in my
> > chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing.
> > Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said,
> > 'Surprise'."
> >
> >
> >
> > "When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in
> > a beautiful
> > see through negligee and she said, ' Carry me into the
> bedroom,
> > tie me
> > to the bed and you can do whatever you want'.....
> >
> >
> >
> > So, Here I am!"

Phil S
11-12-2009, 10:34 PM
....but I think all us married guys are afraid to comment as our wives look over our shoulders ! :(:doh:

(brb...i gotta go untie her now) :)

Ed Donnelly
11-12-2009, 11:10 PM
Tooooooooo funny
Wish I had the round things to try that........Ed

Cuda
11-13-2009, 04:34 AM
My life's in jeopardy
Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be
I ain't been home since Friday night
And now my wife is coming after me

Give me police protection
Gonna buy a gun so
I can look after number one
Give me a bodyguard
A black belt Judo expert with a machine gun

Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJS01yOfipE

Won't be no time to explain
She thinks I've been with another woman
And that's enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I'll still be alive

All I did was have a bit too much to drink
And I picked the wrong precinct Got picked up by the law
And now I ain't got time to think

Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won't be no time to explain
She thinks I've been with another woman
And that's enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I'll still be alive

And I'm oh so tired of running
Gonna lay down on the floor
I gotta rest some time so
I can get to run some more

She's comin'!
She's comin'!