mrfixxall
11-12-2009, 01:29 PM
Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an
> > upcomingfishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that
> he
> > couldn't go
> > this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing
> > and name calling, Dave headed home frustrated.
> >
> >
> >
> > The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the
> > lake to set up
> > camp, they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting at the
> > campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in
> > hand, and
> > a camp fire glowing.
> >
> >
> >
> > "How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?"
> >
> >
> >
> > "I didn't have to," Dave replied.
> >
> >
> >
> > Yesterday, when I left work , I went home and slumped
> > down in my
> > chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing.
> > Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said,
> > 'Surprise'."
> >
> >
> >
> > "When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in
> > a beautiful
> > see through negligee and she said, ' Carry me into the
> bedroom,
> > tie me
> > to the bed and you can do whatever you want'.....
> >
> >
> >
> > So, Here I am!"
> > upcomingfishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that
> he
> > couldn't go
> > this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing
> > and name calling, Dave headed home frustrated.
> >
> >
> >
> > The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the
> > lake to set up
> > camp, they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting at the
> > campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in
> > hand, and
> > a camp fire glowing.
> >
> >
> >
> > "How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?"
> >
> >
> >
> > "I didn't have to," Dave replied.
> >
> >
> >
> > Yesterday, when I left work , I went home and slumped
> > down in my
> > chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing.
> > Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said,
> > 'Surprise'."
> >
> >
> >
> > "When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in
> > a beautiful
> > see through negligee and she said, ' Carry me into the
> bedroom,
> > tie me
> > to the bed and you can do whatever you want'.....
> >
> >
> >
> > So, Here I am!"