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mrfixxall
11-06-2009, 12:26 PM
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on
> >> their usual park bench one morning.
> >>
> >> The 87 year old had just finished his morning
> >> jog and wasn't even short of breath.
> >>
> >> The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's
> >> stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
> >>
> >> The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat Italian
> >> bread every day. It keeps
> >> your energy level high and you'll have great
> >> stamina with the ladies."
> >>
> >> So, on the way home, 80 year old stops at the
> >> bakery. As he was looking
> >> Around , the lady asked if he
> >> needed any help.
> >> He said "Do you have any
> >> Italian bread?"
> >>
> >> She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it.
> >> Would you like some?"
> >>
> >> He said, "I want 5
> >> loaves."
> >>
> >> She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... by the
> >> time you get to the 5th
> >> loaf, it'll be
> >> hard."
> >>
> >> He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody
> >> knows about this **** but
> >> me."

HOWARD O
11-06-2009, 05:25 PM
:hyper::hyper::hyper: