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MOP
08-23-2009, 08:45 PM
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a Bar in
Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit, as she pointed to all the
people sitting at the bar and asked, 'What man here will buy a lady a
drink?' The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore
her. But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the
counter and bellowed ' Give the ballerina a drink!' The bartender
poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the
patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same
hairy armpit, and asked, 'What man here will buy a lady a drink?'
Once again, the same drunk slapped his money down on the bar and
said, 'Give the ballerina another
drink!'
The bartender approached the drunk and said 'Tell me, Paddy, it's your
business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep
calling her a ballerina?' The drunk replied, 'Any woman who can lift her
leg that high has got to be a
ballerina!'