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MOP
08-19-2009, 06:54 PM
A Mexican, an Arab, and a New York girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks no-alcohol beer (cuz he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'



The New York girl,


cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer,


downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into


the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the


Mexican and the Arab..


Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
'In New York we have so many


illegal aliens that we don't have to


drink with the same ones twice.'




God Bless New York

BlownCrewCab
08-19-2009, 07:54 PM
I think that holds true for Every State, Town, Bar, Pub Etc.....Good one:shades:

LKSD
08-20-2009, 07:57 AM
thats funny.. lol :) :pimp: