What do you do if

[mrfixxall]

A 400 pound chick asks you to take her for a ride in your classic?:shocking:

[Ghost]

Take a formal co-pilot.

(Guest gets the center of the bench seat. The 2+3 classic layout converts (with zero effort BTW) to a 2+1 layout.)

[tmdog]

A 400 pound chick asks you to take her for a ride in your classic?:shocking:


You are a lucky guy, Fixx.

[BUIZILLA]

tow her... :angel:

[zelatore]

Explain to her that the boat seats 3 + the driver and then tell her instead of giving her a ride, you'll take 3 of her 133 lb friends and call it even.

Then duck. :wink:

[VetteLT193]

Make sure the trim tabs work..

Best response ever. Although, technically, you only need one tab working!

[The Hedgehog]

There are actually web sights for that. I am very surprised Fixx does not know that!:shark:

[mrfixxall]

thought about strappin her to the bow to keep from porposin at low speeds:)

[joel3078]

Plenty of room on my ol black widow but she would have to agree to tie a rope around her neck and be a fender at the dock. :)

[f_inscreenname]

Head for rough water. Your landings will be smooth as silk. If not the bouncing is always entertaining. :wink:

[chappy]

Head for rough water. Your landings will be smooth as silk. If not the bouncing is always entertaining. :wink:

I'm on this team.:kingme:

Look for big waves, can't grenade a drive when the prop never sees the horizon.........................

[BlownCrewCab]

Where she sits isn't the worst part, It's when she steps from the dock onto the gunnell thats the problem. The rubrail on that side will probably get dunked, right by the new cracks, you may just have her scoot up the deck like a sea lion.

[mrfixxall]

Well after a long hard decision im having my buddy making me stickers:)

[BUIZILLA]

that's discrimination...

:lobster:

[Ghost]

I was honestly starting to think this thread had no socially redeeming value.

Til I read this and laughed so hard.


have her scoot up the deck like a sea lion

[Carl C]

Put the ski prop on.

[Lenny]

place an order for a new Garelick base... and seat back ...

[justleft]

Make it very clear that no matter how drunk you get,

that she CAN NOT BE ON TOP :boggled:

[hardcrab]

A 400 pound chick asks you to take her for a ride in your classic?:shocking:
WWSKD ?
"What Would Sofa King Do "?

I think he was in that league ................. :bighug:

[Lenny]

I will tell you this tho. If you can manage to get us a pic of both you AND her together up front under your foredeck with the sleeping MOD, well, ...

that is some serious engineering. :)

kinda like the scooter thing you know. Fun to ride if no one sees you ;)

[Kirbyvv]

kinda like the scooter thing you know. Fun to ride if no one sees you http://www.donzi.net/ubb/wink.gif
Lenny, we'll never tell!!!!

:shocking::shocking::shocking::shocking:

[mattyboy]

make sure you have these tunes on the stereo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D99n9f3vU4


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C16_hRKD01E


and if all else fails


bring your wingman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEVa2swtC10

[Donzi Vol]

Where she sits isn't the worst part, It's when she steps from the dock onto the gunnell thats the problem. The rubrail on that side will probably get dunked, right by the new cracks, you may just have her scoot up the deck like a sea lion.

LOL! The mental imagery is hilarious...