MOP
07-19-2009, 08:04 AM
Old Guys
I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart.
I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too.
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair , big blue eyes, long legs, big breasts, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a
halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
I replied, "Doesn't matter --- let's go look for yours."
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Most of us old guys are helpful like that.
I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart.
I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too.
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair , big blue eyes, long legs, big breasts, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a
halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
I replied, "Doesn't matter --- let's go look for yours."
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Most of us old guys are helpful like that.