Emergency room

[MOP]

The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for four hours, I put on my old Air Force fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my shirt.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least three hours off my waiting time.

Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.

[roadtrip se]

Try the one a little lower down the opening page....

[BUIZILLA]

Try the one a little lower down the opening page.... Events & Gatherings?? :kingme:

[mattyboy]

Apparently we need a seperate humor forum now...


well we should have a not so humorous section too :tongue:

[roadtrip se]

It was kind of funny the first fifty times I saw it.
And free health care for illegal aliens resembles a POLITICAL topic to me.
Of course, I have been wrong before, so help me with this.

And if you look a little down there, which by the way I find to be a perfect
place for this kind of stuff, I posted a link to the latest JIB JAB cartoon, which I found
to be quite laugh inducing.

So there is a little humor left here In Michigan, somewhere. Of course, the doom and gloom,
hand-wringing crowd continues to fret and worry about the end of the world, so humor
probably won't sit well there either.

I got your humor...

[VetteLT193]

It was the first time I saw it.

Don't confuse political with factual. It's part of the world we live in... it helps to laugh it off. :wink:

[roadtrip se]

I turned down an offer to moderate the political forum from the Harbormaster.

Now, THAT would have been a laugh a minute. Just a frickin riot.

[The Hedgehog]

Todd and the Political Forum....that's pretty good.

If you want a real fox watching over the hen house scenario, bring back the uncensored section and let me be the moderator!:shocking:

[Trueser]

Why not add a MOP section.


Bartender

[HOWARD O]

sssshhhh.....here comes Roadtrip, everybody talk baseball. :cool:

[boxy]

We can subdivide into sections:
Good jokes..
Keyboard drowning jokes..
Old jokes..
Bad jokes..
Politically correct jokes..
Politically incorrect jokes..
Miscellaneous jokes..
I'll get to work on it. Todd and Cuda will be the moderators... :nilly: :nilly:

Why not add a MOP section.


Bartender

Trueser, you're killing me :kingme::kingme:
A MOP section would take care of 4 of Poodle's sections...... :D:D (sorry Phil :bighug: )

[mattyboy]

well we could call it the kindegarten section as it seems it is all cut and paste
;)

[HOWARD O]

man, tough crowd!

[zelatore]

mmmmmm.....glue....

I kinda prefer paste myself. Goes down smoother after a big 'ol Crayola sammich.

Although I understand glue has a nice bouquet

[mattyboy]

Although I understand glue has a nice bouquet
as does lifebouy ;)

[Air 22]

The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for four hours, I put on my old Air Force fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my shirt.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least three hours off my waiting time.

Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.

Classic..good move!...:kingme: