Go gitcha momma

[Barry Eller]

A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were
in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were
strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that
could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?' The father (never having seen an
elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like
that in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is.
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a
button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a
small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the
small circular number above the walls light up sequentially. They
continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
numbers began to light in the reverse order.
When the walls opened up again, a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old
blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to
his son...........
'Boy..................go gitcha Momma.............