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DonziJon
04-28-2009, 06:59 PM
HAH: I knew You People couldn't resist. :nilly:
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HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM...

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba,

Big'un, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

Cooter

Donzi Vol
04-28-2009, 07:38 PM
I don't get it. Is that a joke? :wink: