Finally, someone has cleared this up

[MOP]

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot (a Bindi) on their
foreheads. Most of

us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or
religion,

but the Indian Embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true
story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.

On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see
whether

he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi

cab or a motel in Canada . If nothing is there, he must remain in
India

to answer telephones and provide us with technical help.

[boxy]

Phil, you could at least alter your email "joke" so that it appeals the majority of Americans on the board.
Leave the Canadians out of it ..... :D

t-x5avG0T2U

[mattyboy]

next they will be living in a van down by the river

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcR7hr4LLQg

[roadtrip se]

It's my kind of place....







We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thristy hitchhikers
And the girls next door dress up like movie stars
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
We got cowboys, we got truckers
Broken-hearted fools and suckers
And we got hustlers, we got fighters
Early birds and all-nighters
And the veterans talk about their battle scars
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
[Chorus:]
I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just walkin' through the front door
Puts a big smile on my face
It ain't too far, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
I've seen short skirts, we got high-techs
Blue-collar boys and rednecks
And we got lovers, lots of lookers
And I've even seen dancing girls and hookers
And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Yes I do
I like my truck (I like my truck)
I like my girlfriend (I like my girlfriend)
I like to take her out to dinner
I like a movie now and then
But I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just trollin' around the dance floor
Puts a big smile on my face
No cover charge, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
We got divorcees and a big bouncer man
An old jukebox and a real bad band
We got waitresses and we got barflies
A dumb-ass and a wise-guy
If you get too drunk just sleep out in your car
Reason number 672 why
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Play it on out boys
Beer-thirty's over
Got to take it on home
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
I just love it




















Looks like I got stuck sitting next to Phil again....








This thirsty moment brought to you courtesy of Toby Kieth and the Society Against Intellectual Pollution on the DonZi.Net.

Out..

[BUIZILLA]

bartender.... an Icehouse in a cold mug...

[mattyboy]

one scotch one bourbon one beer or is it a bourbon a scotch and one beer??


one tequilla
two tequilla
three tequilla

FLOOR

[f_inscreenname]

How many threating emails will come from this one Harbormaster?:eek:

:biggrin.:

[roadtrip se]

it is about time for a nice bloody...

Major Peter's I presume...

Goes great with ham and inlaws....

[BUIZILLA]

it is about time for a nice bloody...
only fresh ground pepper please.. hold the celery

[Trueser]

MIX me one Also.

I'm on the way

[mattyboy]

actually for go the black pepper for a mix of horseradish tabasco bitters wooooostershire

[boxy]

actually for go the black pepper for a mix of horseradish tabasco bitters wooooostershire

Just like this, but with Clamato... :superman:

[Barry Eller]

Just like this, but with Clamato... :superman:


Always with Clamato...I just finished one! Next up...Clamato and Budweiser in a frozen mug...:beer:

[Cuda]

Hold the tomato juice, worcestire, celery, and pepper. Just pour the vodka over ice.

[boxy]

For you Cuda .... :D :D

Be well.

OUUq5mRCimo

[Cuda]

If I order a dry martini, just whisper the name of the guy who invented Vermouth while you pour the vodka. :)

[boxy]

That's the way my Dad likes them...... Vodka over ice, open the liquor cabinet, show the Vodka the Vermouth bottle, and then serve.... :D

[Cuda]

That's the way my Dad likes them...... Vodka over ice, open the liquor cabinet, show the Vodka the Vermouth bottle, and then serve.... :D
Sounds like the kind of guy I'd like to drink with. :)

[roadtrip se]

Cuda and I finally agree on something.... the makings of a proper martini.

[Barry Eller]

Vodka Martini...dirty(olive juice) 1 olive. Vodka kept in freezer so its very cold!

[mattyboy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syPZZxxFCe0

[mattyboy]

actually I will take one of these shaken not stirred

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RFxGn6C6ak

[Air 22]

Now I'm thirsty after reading all these beverage posts:beer:...:pimp: