mrfixxall
03-17-2009, 11:24 AM
The little red hen called all of her Democrat neighbors
together and
said, "If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to
eat. Who will
help me plant it?"
"Not I," said the cow.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Not I," said the pig.
"Not I," said the goose.
"Then I will do it by myself," said the little
red hen, and so she
did. The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden
grain.
"Who will help me reap my wheat?" asked the
little red hen.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Out of my clasfication," said the pig.
"I'd lose my seniority," said the cow.
"I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said
the goose.
"Then I will do it by myself," said the little
red hen, and so she did.
At last it came time to bake the bread.
"Who will help me bake the bread?" asked the
little red hen.
"That would be overtime for me," said the cow.
"I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the
duck.
"I'm a dropout and never learned how," said
the pig.
"If I'm to be the only helper, that's
discrimination," said the goose.
Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen.
She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her
neighbors to
see. They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share.
But the little
red hen said, "No, I shall eat all five loaves."
"Excess profits!" cried the cow. (Nancy Pelosi)
"Capitalist leech!" screamed the duck. (Barbara
Boxer)
"I demand equal rights!" yelled the goose.
(Jesse Jackson)
The pig just grunted in disdain. (Ted Kennedy)
And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs and
marched around and
around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.
Then the farmer (Obama) came. He said to the little red
hen, "You
must not be so greedy."
"But I earned the bread," said the little red
hen.
"Exactly," said Barack the farmer. "That
is what makes our free
enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard
can earn as
much as he wants. But under our modern government
regulations, the
productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor
with those
who are lazy and idle."
And they all lived happily ever after, including the little
red hen,
who smiled and clucked, "I am grateful, for now I
truly understand."
But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She
never again
baked bread because she joined the 'party' and got
her bread free.
And all the Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been
established.
Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed;
perhaps no one
cared...so long as there was free bread that 'the
rich' were paying
for.
EPILOGUE
Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.
Hillary got $8 million for hers.
That's $20 million for the memories from two people,
who for eight
years, repeatedly testified, under oath, that they
couldn't remember
anything.
IS THIS A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT?
together and
said, "If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to
eat. Who will
help me plant it?"
"Not I," said the cow.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Not I," said the pig.
"Not I," said the goose.
"Then I will do it by myself," said the little
red hen, and so she
did. The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden
grain.
"Who will help me reap my wheat?" asked the
little red hen.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Out of my clasfication," said the pig.
"I'd lose my seniority," said the cow.
"I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said
the goose.
"Then I will do it by myself," said the little
red hen, and so she did.
At last it came time to bake the bread.
"Who will help me bake the bread?" asked the
little red hen.
"That would be overtime for me," said the cow.
"I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the
duck.
"I'm a dropout and never learned how," said
the pig.
"If I'm to be the only helper, that's
discrimination," said the goose.
Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen.
She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her
neighbors to
see. They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share.
But the little
red hen said, "No, I shall eat all five loaves."
"Excess profits!" cried the cow. (Nancy Pelosi)
"Capitalist leech!" screamed the duck. (Barbara
Boxer)
"I demand equal rights!" yelled the goose.
(Jesse Jackson)
The pig just grunted in disdain. (Ted Kennedy)
And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs and
marched around and
around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.
Then the farmer (Obama) came. He said to the little red
hen, "You
must not be so greedy."
"But I earned the bread," said the little red
hen.
"Exactly," said Barack the farmer. "That
is what makes our free
enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard
can earn as
much as he wants. But under our modern government
regulations, the
productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor
with those
who are lazy and idle."
And they all lived happily ever after, including the little
red hen,
who smiled and clucked, "I am grateful, for now I
truly understand."
But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She
never again
baked bread because she joined the 'party' and got
her bread free.
And all the Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been
established.
Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed;
perhaps no one
cared...so long as there was free bread that 'the
rich' were paying
for.
EPILOGUE
Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.
Hillary got $8 million for hers.
That's $20 million for the memories from two people,
who for eight
years, repeatedly testified, under oath, that they
couldn't remember
anything.
IS THIS A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT?