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86fxst
03-14-2009, 08:32 AM
Cold is a relative thing.....

70 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Pennsylvania plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Pennsylvania sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Pennsylvania drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Pennsylvania throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Pennsylvania have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Pennsylvanians close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico ..
People in Pennsylvania get out their winter coats.

10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Pennsylvania are selling cookies door to door.

20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Pennsylvania let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Pennsylvanians get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile.

40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Pennsylvania start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'

50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Pennsylvania public schools will open 2 hours late:rlol: