Heres a funny :)

[BlownCrewCab]

I didn't write this, but I thought it was funny...

I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when
> she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of
> her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her,
> 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'
>
> She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'
>
> Her parents beamed.
>
> 'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait
> until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and
> mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50.
> Then I'll
> take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out,
>
> and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.'
>
> She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight
>
> in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do
>
> the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'
>
> I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'
>
> Her parents still aren't speaking to me.
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[Donzi Vol]

That's hilarious. Again, in the midst of the woes, there are some great jokes coming along!