DonziJon
03-04-2009, 06:23 PM
I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I
want. I've decided to marry my horse.
I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of
spending the money I earn than I would.
I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it.
I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad
guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I
know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and
thieves.
I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it
will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in
ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions
of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive..
I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to
make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away
to the government for redistribution as IT sees fit.
I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite The
Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get
their agendas past the voters.
I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my rear end that
it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own."
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Just Sayin: John (Conservative Comentator)
want. I've decided to marry my horse.
I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of
spending the money I earn than I would.
I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it.
I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad
guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I
know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and
thieves.
I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it
will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in
ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions
of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive..
I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to
make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away
to the government for redistribution as IT sees fit.
I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite The
Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get
their agendas past the voters.
I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my rear end that
it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own."
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Just Sayin: John (Conservative Comentator)