Serious Home Protection

[Jraysray]

or just crazy........

[Trueser]

LMAO

NO pistol option?

[Lenny]

I think someone here already has about 9 of those on his bunk bed... :D

[Team Jefe]

NICE:kingme::kingme:

[Ghost]

Somehow I am reminded of an SNL sketch for Mr Tea, with Father Guido Sarducci doing the pitch.

It was basically a base with an attached arm that held a fixed funnel suspended over it.

"You put-a cup a-with a tea bag on-a the base. Then-a you take-a boiling, hot-a water, and a-pour it in-a the top. An-a Mr. Tea...does-a the rest."

[Donzi Vol]

Was that Mike Huckabee narrating?

[Donziweasel]

Where is Rootsy?:bonk:

[zelatore]

LMAO

NO pistol option?

No need.

They figure anybody ordering this already sleeps wearing a holster. Or two.

[Ghost]

They need to get more creative. How about some lingerie bandoliers for the wife?

[bootdaddy]

agreed...some of those people looks like "the clapper" candidates!

[Rootsy]

I sure hope the chicks and scrawny people who sit up and shoot a shotgun from that position, on a soft floaty surface, hit their target the first time. The headboard is going to knock em out after the first round of 3" 00 leaves the barrel...

That thing looks like a PJ shredding sumbitch when you hop out of bed in the middle of the night to take a wiz...

[Ghost]

agreed...some of those people looks like "the clapper" candidates!

How about a lanyard you can just clip a gun to and hang around your neck? Sure, it's a terrible design, but I want to see a commercial with a lil ol lady yelling "Help, I've fallen and I can't shoot anyone!"

[Rootsy]

Here's my latest solution... If I can't hit em with the first (and only) shot I can club em to death.... :yes:

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