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glashole
10-10-2008, 07:55 AM
an older man goes to his doctor for his regular physical

once he gets there he finds out that his doctor has taken holidays and there is a replacement doctor in his place for the week

Not really caring who gives him the phyical he goes into the room and sits down

shortly thereafter a young female doctor comes in to begin the procedure

after observing him for a brief instant she says to him "you are masterbating to much and are going to have to stop"

he asks "why?"

and she says

"well I am going to have to start the examination now"

maddad
10-10-2008, 12:46 PM
Might be the same guy who, after showing up at his psychiatrist dressed only in Saran wrap, was told, "I can clearly see your nuts."