Cuda
08-02-2008, 07:06 PM
A man came out one morning and found a gorilla in his tree. He didn’t know what to do, so he looked in the Yellow Pages and found one person who advertised gorilla removal, so he called. An old redneck man pulls up in his pick up truck. He gets out with a set of handcuffs, a bluetick hound, and a shotgun. The man wanted to know his plan.
He said, “I’ll climb up in that tree and shake the gorilla out of the tree, when he hits the ground, Ol’ Blue will bite him on his genitals, and when the gorilla drops his hands to protect them, I’ll snap the handcuffs on him and haul him away”.
The man asks what the shotgun is for.
The redneck says, “That’s for you to use on Ol’ Blue in case the gorilla shakes me out of the tree”.
He said, “I’ll climb up in that tree and shake the gorilla out of the tree, when he hits the ground, Ol’ Blue will bite him on his genitals, and when the gorilla drops his hands to protect them, I’ll snap the handcuffs on him and haul him away”.
The man asks what the shotgun is for.
The redneck says, “That’s for you to use on Ol’ Blue in case the gorilla shakes me out of the tree”.