BigGrizzly
07-21-2008, 12:01 PM
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together
at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman ran over to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a
Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me to'.
He replied: 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes.'
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping
his hands together at his groin. However, at her persistence, he finally
allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to
the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered
tender and artful massage for several long minutes and asked, 'How does that
feel'?
He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.'
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together
at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman ran over to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a
Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me to'.
He replied: 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes.'
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping
his hands together at his groin. However, at her persistence, he finally
allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to
the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered
tender and artful massage for several long minutes and asked, 'How does that
feel'?
He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.'