Avatar game

[Donziweasel]

This started on another site, but I thought it was kinda fun and maybe we could try it here. Kinda like the song chain. You state the first thing that comes to mind when you see the avatar in the post before yours. For example, I posted about the avatar before me, then someone said mine looked like "trolling for the lochness monster in my Donzi". Anyway, thought we would give it a try.

[ChromeGorilla]

"Damn...here I am in the middle of Wyoming in the middle of a lake and I ran outta gas.....and ain't nobody around except a moose to tow me back to the ramp...." :doh:

[chappy]

You're not in Kansas anymore.

[boxy]

"See if Chromey was big like me, he could just lift his boat out of the water like this, instead of getting his truck stuck all the time... "

[glashole]

we'll be happy as long as me make it farther than the leafs

[Donziweasel]

Hmmm-should I get another stogie or just keep shoveling manure.

[Ed Donnelly]

Stop taking pictures of me stupid
I'm out of gas not posing ...................Ed

[Carl C]

has everyone at a loss for words.....

[chappy]

Stop smiling at me, she's almost done.

[BUIZILLA]

now, if I just aim it a little bit more to the right..

[Ed Donnelly]

Damn; I wish I had a bigger side mirror..
This small one doesn't do me justice ..................Ed

[chappy]

Must be Dan Aykroyd's spot.

[Ed Donnelly]

If I put a set of wings on this sucker,,,she just might fly..Ed

[glashole]

"I don't quite know how to put this ...........


but I am kind of a big deal" :)

[boxy]

"damn, I shouldn't have eaten all that cheese...."

[Carl C]

Whasssup, Dogg?

[Ranman]

"Look dude, the Great Pumpkin isn't ever coming so forget about it. Now get your thumb out of your mouth, lose the damn blanket and go bang Sally six ways from Sunday."

[maddad]

Kevlar shorts:rofl:

[Donziweasel]

Damn, I am staring at the gauges a long time......Ooops, what did I just hit......

[Carl C]

Kevlar shorts:rofl: :lol9: Do you ever wish you hadn't posted something? And you're right, Linus has been waiting way too long so he's outta here! Oh yeah, on with the game: "Damn this thin air making all my s**t slow!"

[roadtrip se]

Like driving over the old full service gas station hoses on the ground and hearing the bell go off...

"Bling-Bling, Bling-Bling"

[roadtrip se]

Pull forward, take a left.

Then pull further forward, take another left.

Take another left.

One more left.

Repeat...

[SilverBack]

Damn...I love that rooster tail!!!

[Donziweasel]

"Damn, tripplediggits is back."

[gcarter]

Well, since we're stuck out here, we might as well look at the land scape.

[Marlin275]

Only 55 more miles to West End

[Tony]

Most guys would be saying, "Holy Sh*t!".
These guys would say, "Hold my beer and watch this."



(sorry for the variation of an old joke...)

[Ed Donnelly]

Now if I could just figure out how to attach the wings, she would really fly ............Ed

[Donziweasel]

"I spent $50,000 on this Donzi, owned some of it, and all I got was this nice plaque"

[Jraysray]

Damn it's lonely out here!

[chappy]

Come on, let's go. We're not going to see any center fills in this spot.

[Jraysray]

Chevy, built like a rock and runs like one too

[gcarter]

Hmmmm, I thought the sign said " this side up" !

[Jraysray]

MOPAR or no car.... Sorry it just came to mind. Mopar rules!!!!!!

[BUIZILLA]

sign found in a Ford junkyard :cool:

[BUIZILLA]

i'm laughing so hard I can't find a comeback..

ummmmmmmmmmm

sign found outside courthouse

[roadtrip se]

SOB at least six times in nine hours of driving back from Arkansas earlier this week in the new Nissan. Freaky, I look up at that semi as I pass it in the rain and there is the same dude in the dark sun glasses.

It was kind of like living Ground Hog Day over and over again with a Twin Peaks or Northern Exposure twist thrown in for giggles.

Please, please, make it stop and go away! I need some rest...

Where is that quart of strawberry moonshine when you need it?

"Banjo Boy"

[osur866]

follow that red boat I need to cool down the spray from the back will do the trick.

[Ed Donnelly]

I think I should replace my distributor soon,
Its really starting to miss .............Ed

[Carl C]

.........your fuel fill is in the middle of the hood, or behind the license plate, or somewhere along the centerline. All others will be towed.

[gcarter]

They do wonderful things today with Photo Shop!

Mine will have a 540 showing!!!!!

[chappy]

I didn't see that scene in "Cocoon".:biggrin.:

[Carl C]

I bet I could squeeze a chainsaw motor in this.

[Ed Donnelly]

I still say the pink bling would have looked tougher.....Ed

[Carl C]

The last Critter SS:wink::wink:

[glashole]

I will do anything to make my boat as cool as a blackhawk

[roadtrip se]

posted on a boat ramp with a slight incline.

[Ed Donnelly]

This is the only spot left without oil on the ground...Ed

[Carl C]

Ed's avatar box is all screwed up!:eek!:

[chappy]

"Yep, looks nice until someone drives through the transom".:doh:






P.S. Sorry bro, couldn't resist, really looks great.:pimp:

[Carl C]

Ah, perfection at last. Now we start making the full size molds.


Chappy, I'm so happy that is over! You should see me towing now; I spend more time looking in the mirror than I do the front. When someone is coming up too fast I find myself saying aloud "don't you dare run into my boat" or worse. I am SOOOO paranoid of that happening again!

[boxy]

Lake Oakland's Most Wanted

[Ed Donnelly]

Amazing what a little plastic surgery and a change of clothes will do..............Ed

[hardcrab]

Hello, are you Ed? Ed Donnelly?

The Chisholm's won't press charges if you return the plaque.

[roadtrip se]

but I think we have company coming, so get out of the back seat, NOW!

[hardcrab]

That's a helluva bilge pump you got there

[boxy]

Hey Mom, look at that boat. There's no driver....

[Marlin275]

Steve
You've changed your avatar three times this morning . .
what game are you playing?

[SilverBack]

Look..a flying boat!!

[Donziweasel]

"Hmmm....if I paint my boat grey, black and red it will really capture that 1980's look I'm going for...."

Been some great replies on this thread and some are bound to be classics....Here are a few of my favorites so far. I've had tears running down my face from laughing so hard at some of them. Great job everyone, keep em coming.

"Look dude, the Great Pumpkin isn't ever coming so forget about it. Now get your thumb out of your mouth, lose the damn blanket and go bang Sally six ways from Sunday."

"Chevy, built like a rock and runs like one too"

"I didn't see that scene in "Cocoon""

"I will do anything to make my boat as cool as a blackhawk"

"Amazing what a little plastic surgery and a change of clothes will do.............."

and of course "Kevlar shorts"

[boxy]

Perfect Sunday morning.....i



Marlin, there are only about 10 avatars total in this whole thread, just trying to keep things lively ..... :D

[SilverBack]

Fo Shizzle my Nizzle!!

[catch 22]

I don't just look fast, I am fast. Even on the trailer.

[Donziweasel]

"If we go wide open, maybe we can outrun that helicopter, not get caught, and make our delivery"

[Ed Donnelly]

Three weeks now, and still no sighting of the Loch Ness Monster ................Ed

[chappy]

Timeless.

[Donziweasel]

"It looks crooked"

[hardcrab]

" We're plenty far away from that iceberg "

[hardcrab]

This is how Chevy Chase found out his show was cancelled

[Ed Donnelly]

Sit up John!! Sit up!!!
People are going to wonder what the h*ll you are doing down there...............Ed

[catch 22]

Live it, Love it, feel it , DRIVE IT.

[SilverBack]

You had better have an Ilmor under the hatch if you even want to think about catching this 22!!!

[hardcrab]

After the boat ramp incident, this is where it came to rest.

[chappy]

Look, it's James Dean heading back to Scandinavia in an Italian boat.

[hardcrab]

I used to hold this thing the other way - had to wear an eye patch for weeks !

[gcarter]

Surface effect???
Hover craft???
UFO???
Donzi???

[Ed Donnelly]

I hope you all remembered to put on your depends.........Ed

[gcarter]

The other side of this sign says;
"No Ford Parking"

[hardcrab]

Immigration .................... 4 at a time

[SilverBack]

That show off is driving with his toes again....