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BUIZILLA
02-28-2008, 07:49 PM
I seem to spend a stupid amount of time in traffic lately, so this week I started reading bumper/window stickers on cars/trucks around me, and writing down my favorites

this weeks highlights so far>>

Grow your own dope, plant a man

Maybe the hokey pokey is really what it's all about

Sorry - I only speak english


so, what have you seen lately??

chappy
02-28-2008, 07:59 PM
My child beat the crap out of your honor student.:tooth:

Carl C
02-28-2008, 08:05 PM
Don't shoot the messenger:

"A drunk driver killed my wife - I'm GLADD"

vonkamp
02-28-2008, 08:05 PM
The more people I meet, the better I like my dog.

Marlin275
02-28-2008, 08:51 PM
The winner of the rat race is still a rat

Never believe generalizations.

Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.

DonziChick
02-28-2008, 09:45 PM
"I'm only speeding because I have to poop"

Ed Donnelly
02-29-2008, 12:09 AM
I brake for tailgaters

I love my mistress ..........Ed

Carl C
02-29-2008, 06:53 AM
< Passing Side-------Suicide >

Morgan's Cloud
02-29-2008, 07:07 AM
"Wanted : Rich dying man for meaningful relationship"

"I sleep with my teddy bear because I know where he's been"

"Just visiting this planet "

VetteLT193
02-29-2008, 07:50 AM
When I get old I'm going to move up North and drive slow

smoothie
02-29-2008, 09:09 AM
http://funny2.com/bumper.htm

BUIZILLA
02-29-2008, 01:08 PM
this is what I have seen last night and today >>

If I knew it would have turned out like this, I would have picked my own cotton

I'm not going bald, i'm just getting more head

cute chick in a Beetle convert >> if you are gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair

if you can beat me, you can eat me

Carl C
02-29-2008, 01:16 PM
cute chick in a Beetle convert >> if you are gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair

:lol9: I bet her boyfriend doesn't ask to use the car.

I took this pic in Alaska last summer:

Barry Eller
02-29-2008, 07:45 PM
Don't Re-elect Anybody

Carl C
02-29-2008, 08:34 PM
Not a bumpersticker, but one of my favorite license tags.. Spoted in Laconia last year :) :):hijack: There are a lot of bikes in Alaska. It's real popular with the Harley crowd, helmets optional.:newzealand:

catch 22
03-01-2008, 08:41 PM
Here's one

BUIZILLA
03-02-2008, 08:06 PM
I saw one yesterday...
sorry to say
BUY AMERICAN
what's wrong with that you say???
on the bottom was this in small print > made in china
true story :garfield:

justleft
03-03-2008, 02:03 PM
D.A.M.M.
Drunks Against Mad Mothers (in small print)(He probably gets pulled because of the sticker)

I Still Miss My Ex
But my aim is getting better.

I Don't Care How You Do It Up North

BUIZILLA
03-17-2008, 04:30 PM
saw this yesterday at the x-cross event on the back of a Focus XYZ

90% of all Ford's are still on the road today, the other 10% made it home

:smash: :pretzel:

BUIZILLA
03-19-2008, 04:24 PM
oh how true...

The USA IS the Land of Opportunity..
especially if your not from here...

Donziweasel
03-19-2008, 05:14 PM
Cat-the other white meat.

Trees for traction (pic of a snowmobile mowing down a small tree)

mjw930
03-20-2008, 08:25 AM
Cat-the other white meat.

Trees for traction (pic of a snowmobile mowing down a small tree)

A variation on the cat sticker specific to FL

Manatee - The OTHER White Meat

I haven't seen one of these in a while but they were very popular in and around the Titusville, Port Canaveral area a few years back.

chappy
03-20-2008, 11:27 AM
"Love thy neighbor, just don't get caught"

hardcrab
03-20-2008, 03:51 PM
a local used wheel shop named Hub Cap City, sticker says;

" Don't Go Around With Your Nuts Showing "

zelatore
03-22-2008, 11:11 PM
On the back of a tricked-out Subaru Forester (yeah, a Forester) 'you just got beat by a girl'

Not a sticker, but the plate frame on my Triumph 'one less car!'

I'll spare you the stuff I see locally. Most of it's anti-W / anti GOP stuff. I do live and work in the greater SF Bay area after all.

DON N.
03-23-2008, 09:01 PM
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE ! BE A PRIEST .:eek::eek:

BUIZILLA
04-12-2008, 03:03 PM
on an older lady's Lincoln...

I will if you can