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glashole
01-09-2008, 09:44 AM
Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about

Canucks.



If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,

you may live in Canada.



If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they

don't work there, you may live in Canada.



If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in

Canada



If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who

dialled a wrong number, you may live in Canada



If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Muncie for the weekend,

you may live in Canada.



If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada



If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you

may live in Canada



If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back

again, you may live in Canada



If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging

blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada



If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave

both unlocked, you may live in Canada



If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use

them, you may live in Canada



If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,

you may live in Canada



If the speed limit on the highway is 80km -- you're going 90 and

everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada



If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled

with snow, you may live in Canada



If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and

road construction, you may live in Canada



If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may

live in Canada.



If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada

Carl C
01-09-2008, 11:08 AM
Pretty funny, and true! I've lived in a border town and mingled with Canadians all my life and have always found them to be friendly, eh. They even have a couple decent hockey teams.:smash:

Tim Morris
01-09-2008, 01:30 PM
I've lived in a border town and mingled with Canadians all my life and have always found them to be friendly, eh. They even have a couple decent hockey teams.:smash:


Yup and Yup.
Although, I'd rather watch golf.

Chief Mingler here.

Ed Donnelly
01-09-2008, 10:10 PM
CarlC; Wait till you see our famous lawn bowling teams...Ed

boxy
01-10-2008, 07:37 AM
CarlC; Wait till you see our famous lawn bowling teams...Ed
.... are the Leafs switching sports ?????

Ed Donnelly
01-10-2008, 06:53 PM
Boxy; OUCH ................Ed

need for speed
01-10-2008, 07:46 PM
the thing i miss the most about my part of Canada...is

you can pump gas and pay when your done... no prepay crap that is really big down here... :smash:

roadtrip se
01-11-2008, 10:35 AM
Nice comments on the Leafs.

Are we ready for a friendly little wager on the Wings and Senators this Saturday?

The Dominator just came off a shut out, but Ozzy got peppered last night.

We're in your house. Feel lucky?

By the way, if the Wings win, I want to be paid in Canadian.
You win, I'll get you some US cash.

We can settle up at Lake George. Beer works too, if you are worried about that exchange rate. Six pack of Micro?