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Last Tango
12-31-2007, 03:37 PM
In verse, according to Naval tradition.

I'm headed out to tonight to play
It's New Years Eve, and times are gay
But I won't drink. OR I won't drive
Because I want to stay alive.

I don't need the cops to find
If I've been drinking, lose my mind
Money is already short
A DUI I must abort.

I don't want points
My insurance cancelled
Major fines
Or my credit hassled

I don't want jail
Or lose my job
I rather wipe my butt
with a dry corn cob

So here's to you and yours tonight
That you'll stay the the course, and drink quite light
And one more thing I want to say
I hope I don't see your estate selling your Donzi
On E-bay.