Old Folks Home!!

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Seems like all the laughs lately have been in the Other Boats Forum, so I thought I'd add a little humor here.
A Cuban family was considering putting their grandfather in a nursing
home. All the Hispanic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in
an Irish home. After a few weeks in the Irish facility, they went to visit
grandpa.
"How do you like it here?" asked the grandson. "It's wonderful! Everyone here is
so courteous and respectful," said grandpa.
We were worried that this was the wrong place for you, the granddaughter said.
You know, since you are from a different culture than everyone else."
"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderful they treat the residents
here," grandpa said, smiling. "There's a musician who is 85 years old. He
hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him Maestro."
There is a judge in here who is 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench
in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!"
"There's a dentist here -- 90 years old -- who hasn't fixed a tooth for
over 25 years but everyone still calls him Doctor."
"And me -- I haven't had sex for 35 years -- and they still call me The
F*#king Cuban."

Smile:wink:

Phil