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MOP
06-28-2007, 08:20 PM
Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And
Thinking,
"surely I Can't Look That Old?"

Well... You'll Love This One From The A Woman's Perspective!
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I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New
Dentist. I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name .

Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy With The Same
Name
Had Been In My High School Class Some 40-odd Years Ago.

Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then?
Upon
Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought.

This Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old
To
Have Been My Classmate. After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He
Had
Attended Morgan Park High School

"yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang," He Gleamed With Pride.

"w Hen Did You Graduate?" I Asked.

He Answered, "in 1963. Why Do You Ask?"

"you Were In My Class!" I Exclaimed.

He Looked At Me Closely.
Then, That Ugly, Old, Wrinkled, Bald, Fat,
Gray, Decrepit Son-of-a-bitch Asked,

"what Did You Teach?"

dr
06-29-2007, 08:32 PM
that oft used and misused acronym LOL…….but that’s what I did……that is great….I’m 55………..my problem now days is I see people who look are the spitting image of someone I went to High School or college with exception that they are probably 30 35, 40, maybe 45 years old…..fortunately I catch myself before I ask them….”did you go to…………