MOP
06-28-2007, 08:20 PM
Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And
Thinking,
"surely I Can't Look That Old?"
Well... You'll Love This One From The A Woman's Perspective!
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I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New
Dentist. I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name .
Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy With The Same
Name
Had Been In My High School Class Some 40-odd Years Ago.
Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then?
Upon
Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought.
This Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old
To
Have Been My Classmate. After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He
Had
Attended Morgan Park High School
"yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang," He Gleamed With Pride.
"w Hen Did You Graduate?" I Asked.
He Answered, "in 1963. Why Do You Ask?"
"you Were In My Class!" I Exclaimed.
He Looked At Me Closely.
Then, That Ugly, Old, Wrinkled, Bald, Fat,
Gray, Decrepit Son-of-a-bitch Asked,
"what Did You Teach?"
Thinking,
"surely I Can't Look That Old?"
Well... You'll Love This One From The A Woman's Perspective!
================================================== ================
I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New
Dentist. I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name .
Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy With The Same
Name
Had Been In My High School Class Some 40-odd Years Ago.
Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then?
Upon
Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought.
This Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old
To
Have Been My Classmate. After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He
Had
Attended Morgan Park High School
"yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang," He Gleamed With Pride.
"w Hen Did You Graduate?" I Asked.
He Answered, "in 1963. Why Do You Ask?"
"you Were In My Class!" I Exclaimed.
He Looked At Me Closely.
Then, That Ugly, Old, Wrinkled, Bald, Fat,
Gray, Decrepit Son-of-a-bitch Asked,
"what Did You Teach?"