MOP
03-29-2007, 09:27 PM
Two friends, a blond and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying her flowers.
The Redhead sighs and says: "Oh crap! My boyfriend is buying me flowers again."
The blond looks quizzically at her and says: "You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend?"
The redhead replies: "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blond says: ......"Don't you have a vase?
The Redhead sighs and says: "Oh crap! My boyfriend is buying me flowers again."
The blond looks quizzically at her and says: "You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend?"
The redhead replies: "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blond says: ......"Don't you have a vase?