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MOP
02-05-2007, 12:27 PM
KENNETH.......
Senator Hillary Clinton recently went to a primary school in Ithaca, New
York, to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand, & the Senator asks him what his name is.
"Kenneth."
"And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"I have three questions:
1 ... Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
2 ... Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
office?
3 ... Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the
White House?
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Hillary says "OK! , where were we? Oh, that's right,
question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out & asks > him
what his name is.
"Larry."
"And what is your question, Larry?"
"I have 5 questions:
1 ... Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
2 ... Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
office?
3 ... Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the
White House?
4 ... Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
5 ... What happened to Kenneth?"

Lenny
02-05-2007, 02:04 PM
...tsk tsk MOP, this borders on Political... :rolleyes:

Carl C
02-05-2007, 02:09 PM
A 13 rep power brings privileges. :wink: :eek!: :rlol:

Walt. H.
02-06-2007, 01:56 AM
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one
evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
owners what had happened.
She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you," asked Hillary?
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave
me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me!"
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm
Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.
The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it! :rlol: :jestera: :rlol: