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MOP
10-10-2006, 06:15 AM
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way

to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice,
the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is
only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No... Not
if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Ed Donnelly
10-11-2006, 12:31 AM
I really liked that one......Ed

McGary911
10-11-2006, 09:39 AM
Shared that one with a few friends at work. We all got a kick out of it. :D