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Darrell
09-12-2006, 01:00 PM
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN TEXAS

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant-sized dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in about an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyways, I locked all four of em in the house. Better wait in your truck till I get back."


Darrell

Carl C
09-13-2006, 12:40 PM
Obviously your post is tonque in cheek, but I do have a home alarm ($100 at Radio Shack) and 2 German Shepherds in the house and between the two of them I foiled two home invasion attempts last year. I'm waiting to see if they try a third time. Have taken additional security measures........3 strikes and you're out........PERMANENTLY!!