apollo24
09-08-2006, 02:15 PM
OK, here goes- a joke for everyone:
Three mice meet at a convention in Dallas. After spending the day walking the show floor, the three repair to local tavern to have drink.
After a couple of drinks, they begin discussing who comes from the tougher town. The first mouse says, "I'm from Brooklyn, and we're so tough that we grind up rat poison and put it in our coffe so we can start the day off with a nice buzz."
The second mouse says, "That's nothing. In L.A., when we find a rat trap, first we eat the cheese, then we lay down under the bar and use it as becn press to work off the calories."
The third mouse is a local. He takes a long pull form his beer and gets up as if to leave.
"Where are you going?" ask the out-of-towners.
"Well," drawled the third mouse. 'I've heard about all the bull**** I can stand for one night. And besides, I'm late. I've got to go home and screw the cat.
Three mice meet at a convention in Dallas. After spending the day walking the show floor, the three repair to local tavern to have drink.
After a couple of drinks, they begin discussing who comes from the tougher town. The first mouse says, "I'm from Brooklyn, and we're so tough that we grind up rat poison and put it in our coffe so we can start the day off with a nice buzz."
The second mouse says, "That's nothing. In L.A., when we find a rat trap, first we eat the cheese, then we lay down under the bar and use it as becn press to work off the calories."
The third mouse is a local. He takes a long pull form his beer and gets up as if to leave.
"Where are you going?" ask the out-of-towners.
"Well," drawled the third mouse. 'I've heard about all the bull**** I can stand for one night. And besides, I'm late. I've got to go home and screw the cat.