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pmreed
08-30-2006, 08:56 PM
A little humor to while the rainy night away!
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Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day and he done run outa night
crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wif a big frog in
his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like dem frogs, so he decided to
steal dat froggie.

Dat snake, he be a cotton mouf water moccasin, so he had to be real
careful or he'd git bit. He snuk up behin' dat snake and grabbed him roun de
haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrap hisself
roun' Boudreaux's arm try'n to git hisself free. But Boudreaux, he had a
real good grip on his haid, yeh.

Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his
bait can. Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna
bite him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bibs
and pulls out a pint a moonshine likker. He pour some drops into de snake's
mouf. Well, dat snake's eyeballs kinda roll back in his haid and his body go
limp. Wit dat, Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou. Den he goes back to
fishin'.

A while later! Boudreaux dun feel sumpin' tappin' on his barefoot toe.

He slowly look down and dare wuz dat water moccasin . . . wif two more
frogs

Team Jefe
08-31-2006, 06:54 AM
I LOVE that....them snakes in LA ain't so bad afterall:wink:

Digger
08-31-2006, 06:57 AM
:jestera: