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MOP
07-27-2006, 05:09 PM
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what's the
difference between potentially and realistically?" The father
thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your
sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and
then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars. Come back and tell me what you learned."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that
money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great college!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt, I would sleep with
him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million
bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to
his dad. His father asked him, "So did you find out the difference
between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on
three million dollars...... but realistically ... we're living with
two sluts and a queer.