Incongruent smilies

[gold-n-rod]

Here's a fun one.....
Post up some incongruent smilies, examples below:

I have to pay $2500 to the IRS this year. :)

Sure, I'd love to go to the co-ed baby shower :fire:

Your sister looks great in that bathing suit. :dolphin:

Your turn

[onesubdrvr]

This should be fun!!!

No hun, I'm sure I checked the breaker, it's off :shocking:

My lawyer is my best friend :shark: (Just kidding Fish)

I've never tasted BBQ this good before!! :puke:

Huh? No babe, I didn't see her, what was she wearing anyway? :eek!:

Like that?
Wayne

[gold-n-rod]

Like that?
Wayne
Good ones, Wayne. :( I took the liberty of fixing the BBQ one below.
I've never tasted BBQ this good before!! http://web.camaross.com/forums/images/smilies/gr_barf.gif

[SideshowRob]

Hmmm, lemme give this a try.....
Oh look a 15% increase in electricity, cool :fire: Oh fun gas is going up again :splat:
Your moms' coming over.... awesome! :bawling: :cussball:
So this is what again? Poker??? :cards::cards: :cards: :cards: Well I guess I'll try it.
Sure you can borrow the boat to go downrigging :uzi: :smash: :fire: :kaioken:
:tongue: :tongue: :smileybo: I suppose she's attractive... I didn't really notice