A Light Joke...

[Schnook]

These two Italian cops meet every morning at the donut shop before going on duty. They've been doing this for ten years. One morning one of them is sees a friend from high school -
(in a bad Italian accent)
"Hey, I haven't seen you since high school, what have you been doing"?
I have attended the university, I am now a master of psychology and logic.
"Logic? What's that"?
Let me explain, do you know what cacciuco is"
"Yeah, that's fish soup"
What do you think of when you think of cacciuco?
"I think of fish"
What do you think of when you think of fish?
"I think of the sea"
What do you think of when you think of the sea?
"I think of the beach"
What to you think of when you think of the beach?
"I think of women in bikinis"
What do you think of when you think of the women in bikinis?
"I think of making love to them"!
You see, cacciuco makes you think of sex, that's logic.
The cop goes on to work, his partner says, "You haven't been late in 10 years, what happened"?
I am now a master of psychology and logic.
"Logic, what's that"?
Let me explain, do you know what cacciuco is?
"No"
You see, you're gay!