MrsDigger
02-01-2006, 07:44 AM
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with the basic questions:
"How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," the woman says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140.
The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 8," the woman says. The nurse checks and sees that the woman only measures 5' 5". The nurse then takes the woman's blood pressure and notes that it is extremely high. She mentions this to the woman.
"Of course it's high!" the woman screams, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
"How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," the woman says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140.
The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 8," the woman says. The nurse checks and sees that the woman only measures 5' 5". The nurse then takes the woman's blood pressure and notes that it is extremely high. She mentions this to the woman.
"Of course it's high!" the woman screams, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"