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DonziDave
12-17-2005, 09:20 PM
Dad's Job

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children
what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came
up fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and
so forth.

But little Justin was being uncharacteristically
quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he
replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all
his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy
and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then
took little Justin aside to ask him,

"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works
for the Democratic National Committee and is
helping to secure the nomination of Hilary Clinton, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."