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harbormaster
12-10-2005, 08:10 PM
REASONS WE HATE COLD WEATHER IN TEXAS:

10. Your tongue really will stick to the pump handle.

9. Antifreeze does not mix well with anything from Starbucks.

8. Too many Inuits hangin' around in shirtsleeves, laughin' at us.

7. "Baked Alaska" is a load of B.S.: no way to get that whole place in an oven !

6. Nowhere to put your hands while waiting for the shower water to finally run hot.

5. We think "ice hockey" is a disgusting object requiring a pooper-scooper.

4. Turns out that Eskimo Pie is not really pie at all.

3. Grown men cry at the sight of icicles hangin' off the plumbing in the morning.

2. Pre-warming the ice cold tip of a rectal thermometer defeats the whole purpose.

1. One word: SHRINKAGE !!