Monte Python thread again...

[txtaz]

Since no one thought my fake song thread was funny, let's start a Monte Python thread again this year. Post your favorite quotes....

"She turned me into a newdt, I got better"
Da taz

[SideshowRob]

"And how are you feeling now sir?"
"Better"
"Better is good sir"
"Better get a bucket, I going to puke"

(might not be exact, but it's been a long time.

[rustnrot]

Is she a goer, nudge, nudge, know what I mean, say no more!

Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, .....and myself.......

So I understand you want to be a librarian (ape interviews for job).

Confuse-A-Cat!

And of course:

Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

Cheated on the last one had to Google it to get it right.

[txtaz]

"You have a silly walk you say. What makes your walk particularly silly?"
Da taz

[Bob]

"It's only a flesh wound" I use that one around the shop a lot. :bonk:

[txtaz]

"It's only a flesh wound" I use that one around the shop a lot. :bonk:
"Are you mad? You lost an arm"

[RickSE]

"I will fart in your general direction"

[hardcrab]

"You are to chop down the largest tree in the forest ,,,,,,,,,
with a herring !!"

[onesubdrvr]

"bring out your dead!!!.............Bring out your dead............"

"ere's one for ya"

"I'm not dead"

"you will be in a minute"

Or something along those lines :biggrin:
Wayne

[SideshowRob]

Thanks, that brought back some memories .
....."you lost an arm"
"No I didn't"

....."you will be in a minute"
"I'm feeling a little better"
....."I feel like dancing"

I'm thinkin it's time for a run to Blockbuster.

[Cuda]

The Holy Grail is my all time favorite movie. My brother and I can recite the whole thing. :)

Consult the Holy Book of Armaments!

Brother Maynard.........

[Cuda]

........but I don't want to go on the cart.


Oh, don't be such a baby!

[onesubdrvr]

The Holy Grail is my all time favorite movie. My brother and I can recite the whole thing. :)
Consult the Holy Book of Armaments!
Brother Maynard.........
"Three is the number thou shall count, and the number thou shall count will be three,....." Shall not count to two unless proceeding to 3

GOD I love that movie, haven't seen it in AGES though,....

Watchout block-buster,.....ahh hell, I should order it

Wayne

[Cuda]

Thanks, that brought back some memories .
....."you lost an arm"
"No I didn't"
....."you will be in a minute"
"I'm feeling a little better"
....."I feel like dancing"
I'm thinkin it's time for a run to Blockbuster.
It's actually

I think I'll go for a walk.

Shut up! You're not fooling anybody.

[Cuda]

"Three is the number thou shall count, and the number thou shall count will be three,....." Shall not count to two unless proceeding to 3


Five is right out!

One, two, four

Three sire.

Three!

[onesubdrvr]

"look at those FANGS!!"

GAWD that scene is funny,....I'm going through it in my head, and that little rabbit causing so much havoc,....


"See, I warned you!!"

[Cuda]

There he is!!!!!!!!


Where, behind the rabbit?


It IS the rabbit!!!!!!!!!!


You silly sot, I nearly soiled my armour.

Go kill the rabbit.

One rabbit stew coming right up!


(You know what happens then :) )

[knots2u]

"And after the spanking, the oral sex."


"Well I could stay a bit longer...."

[Tony]

"Spam, spam, spam, spam..."

Quotes? You can find 'em all at this treasure trove of Monte Pythondom:

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/small/HolyGrail021.jpg

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/small/HolyGrail013.jpg

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/small/HolyGrail027.jpg

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/small/HolyGrail057.jpg

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/small/HolyGrail121.jpg

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/small/HolyGrail163.jpg

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/small/HolyGrail196.jpg

[roadtrip se]

wafer thin!

[Cuda]

Look, it's the old man from scene 24.

What's he doing here?

He is the keeper of the bridge of DEATH!

Oh, great....... :(

[TuxedoPk]

Has anyone else seen Spamalot yet?

[hardcrab]

" It's scientific experiments for the lot of you ............. off you go "

[MainBrain]

You silly ka-ni-get!

[LGMAZ]

GUARD #1: Where'd you get the coconut?

ARTHUR: We found them.

GUARD #1: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!

ARTHUR: What do you mean?

GUARD #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.

ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land.

GUARD #1: Are you suggesting coconuts are migratory?

[txtaz]

"Just because some watery tart gives you a sword does not make you king"

[LGMAZ]

"Just because some watery tart gives you a sword does not make you king"

I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!