TuxedoPk
12-04-2005, 04:59 PM
Phyllis was toweling off after having her shower and slipped over on the
bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she
slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
She yelled out for her husband, Barney. "Barney, Barney!" she yelled.
Barney came running in.
"Barney, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.
"Hoot, Mon!" Barney said, and tried to pull her up.
"You're stuck fast, girl. I'll go across the road and get Angus."
They came back and they both tried to pull her up.
"No way. We can't do it." Angus said. "Lets try Plan B."
"Plan B?" exclaimed Barney. "What's that?"
"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles
under her."
"Spot on" Barney said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play
with her tits."
"Play with her tits?" Angus said. "Not exactly a good time for that, mate!"
"No," Barney replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can
slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive."
bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she
slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
She yelled out for her husband, Barney. "Barney, Barney!" she yelled.
Barney came running in.
"Barney, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.
"Hoot, Mon!" Barney said, and tried to pull her up.
"You're stuck fast, girl. I'll go across the road and get Angus."
They came back and they both tried to pull her up.
"No way. We can't do it." Angus said. "Lets try Plan B."
"Plan B?" exclaimed Barney. "What's that?"
"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles
under her."
"Spot on" Barney said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play
with her tits."
"Play with her tits?" Angus said. "Not exactly a good time for that, mate!"
"No," Barney replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can
slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive."