MOP
11-12-2005, 06:21 PM
A Guy Goes To A Supermarket And Notices A Beautiful Blonde Waves At Him And Then Says Hello.
He's Rather Taken Back, Because He Can't Place Where He Knows Her From So He Says "do You Know Me?"
To Which She Replies "i Think You're The Father Of One Of My Children "
Now He Thinks Back To The Only Time He Has Ever Been Unfaithful And
Says "my God, Are You The Stripper From My Bachelor Party That I Laid On The Pool Table With All My Buddies Watching, While Your Partner Whipped My Ass Withwet Celery And Then Stuck A Carrot Up My Ass?" She Said "no I'm Your Son's Math Teacher."
He's Rather Taken Back, Because He Can't Place Where He Knows Her From So He Says "do You Know Me?"
To Which She Replies "i Think You're The Father Of One Of My Children "
Now He Thinks Back To The Only Time He Has Ever Been Unfaithful And
Says "my God, Are You The Stripper From My Bachelor Party That I Laid On The Pool Table With All My Buddies Watching, While Your Partner Whipped My Ass Withwet Celery And Then Stuck A Carrot Up My Ass?" She Said "no I'm Your Son's Math Teacher."