MOP
10-27-2005, 08:15 AM
It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the
following news.
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the
entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
infection and trauma complications from repeated
pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their
respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack,
the California raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt
Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described
Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was
kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but
his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his
dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little
flaky at times he was still a crusty old man and was
considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two
children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had
one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad,
Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
If this made you smile for even a brief second,
please take time to pass it on and
share that smile with someone else that kneads it.
following news.
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the
entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
infection and trauma complications from repeated
pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their
respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack,
the California raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt
Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described
Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was
kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but
his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his
dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little
flaky at times he was still a crusty old man and was
considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two
children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had
one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad,
Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
If this made you smile for even a brief second,
please take time to pass it on and
share that smile with someone else that kneads it.