DON N.
10-20-2005, 02:50 AM
An Amish Boy And His Father Were In A Mall, They Were Amazed By Almost Everything They Saw, But Especially By Two Shiny, Silver Walls That Could Move Apart And Then Slide Back Together Again.
The Boy Asked, " What Is This Father " ?
The Father ( Never Having Seen An Elevator ) " Son, I Have Never Seen Anything Like This In My Life, I Don't Know What It Is ".
While The Boy And His Father Were Watching With Amazement, A Fat, Old Lady In A Wheel Chair Moved Up To The Moving Walls And Pressed A Button . The Walls Opened And The Lady Rolled Between Them Into A Small Room .
The Walls Closed And The Boy And His Father Watched The Small Circular Numbers Above The Walls Light Up Sequentially . They Continued To Watch Until It Reached The Last Number And Then The Numbers Began To Light Up In Reverse Order .
Finally The Walls Opened Up Again And A Gorgeous 24-year-old Blonde Stepped Out .
The Father Said Quietly To His Son . . . .
" Go Get Your Mother ".
The Boy Asked, " What Is This Father " ?
The Father ( Never Having Seen An Elevator ) " Son, I Have Never Seen Anything Like This In My Life, I Don't Know What It Is ".
While The Boy And His Father Were Watching With Amazement, A Fat, Old Lady In A Wheel Chair Moved Up To The Moving Walls And Pressed A Button . The Walls Opened And The Lady Rolled Between Them Into A Small Room .
The Walls Closed And The Boy And His Father Watched The Small Circular Numbers Above The Walls Light Up Sequentially . They Continued To Watch Until It Reached The Last Number And Then The Numbers Began To Light Up In Reverse Order .
Finally The Walls Opened Up Again And A Gorgeous 24-year-old Blonde Stepped Out .
The Father Said Quietly To His Son . . . .
" Go Get Your Mother ".