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DON N.
10-20-2005, 02:50 AM
An Amish Boy And His Father Were In A Mall, They Were Amazed By Almost Everything They Saw, But Especially By Two Shiny, Silver Walls That Could Move Apart And Then Slide Back Together Again.

The Boy Asked, " What Is This Father " ?

The Father ( Never Having Seen An Elevator ) " Son, I Have Never Seen Anything Like This In My Life, I Don't Know What It Is ".

While The Boy And His Father Were Watching With Amazement, A Fat, Old Lady In A Wheel Chair Moved Up To The Moving Walls And Pressed A Button . The Walls Opened And The Lady Rolled Between Them Into A Small Room .

The Walls Closed And The Boy And His Father Watched The Small Circular Numbers Above The Walls Light Up Sequentially . They Continued To Watch Until It Reached The Last Number And Then The Numbers Began To Light Up In Reverse Order .

Finally The Walls Opened Up Again And A Gorgeous 24-year-old Blonde Stepped Out .

The Father Said Quietly To His Son . . . .

" Go Get Your Mother ".

Carl C
10-20-2005, 05:37 PM
If only it were that easy :rlol: