Things you would NEVER hear a Donzi guy say.....

[gold-n-rod]

OK, here's a fun one (idea stolen from another forum). Post the things you will NEVER hear a Donzi guy (or gal) say. Here's a start: "It was a toss up between buying the Donzi and the Bayliner. It was the design that tipped the scales to the Bayliner."

Your turn.

[gold-n-rod]

I am going to a baby shower...



Ooops, wait, seems we have a couple of cardless "men" that have said that here :eek: :eek: :eek:

I just KNEW that one was going to pop up..... and soon! :smash:

Here's another: "Go look at a Criterion? Naw, those things are a dime a dozen."

[Mr X]

Hey, I got one......."Wow, this Z-Care warrenty sure came in handy!"

[florida gator]

I am going to a baby shower...



Ooops, wait, seems we have a couple of cardless "men" that have said that here :eek: :eek: :eek:

Ouch!!

[maddad]

Which boat should we take?

[Mr X]

WOW, I've seen Ted in the same boat twice!!!! :D :D :D

LOL! Good one!!! :D

[donzi182003]

DAMN!!!!This boat is slow as hell!!!!!!!!!!

[Cuda]

Hey, I got one......."Wow, this Z-Care warrenty sure came in handy!"

:eek!: :eek!: :eek!:

[Marlin275]

Does the exhaust sound kinda loud? :lookaroun

[Cuda]

I sure hope my buddies don't see me in this boat.

[txtaz]

"Does this handbag go with my yellow boat"???

[farmer tx]

We are not boating this weekend gas is too high.

[Formula Jr]

I record "The View" on my VCR. :biggrin:

[goatee]

farmer got mine, but,,,, i love formula's!!!!!!

[Cuda]

Does this shirt make me look fat?

[smokediver]

Does this shirt make me look fat?
YOU BETCHA !!!!!!! :biggrin:

[mattyboy]

I'm looking forward to sailing to the bahamas..............................


do you think this a nice baby shower gift..............................



oh it's raining i need to put the top up on my miata.....................


I'm not looking for top end I want a nice cruise speed....................


:p ;)

[slendzion]

How about "Lets take the pontoon boat instead"

[Woodsy]

I know your a gorgeous supermodel, but I don't like it when your naked, please put your bathing suit back on...... :D :D :D

Woodsy

[McGary911]

"Is that one of those Cigar Boats???"

"Reggie, where can i get some of those gold chains?"

"Tighten up that jib!!"

"Time to bottom paint the boat."

"Nah, no boating today, I just rented a director's cut of Fried Green Tomatos"

[Rootsy]

SURE there's room for the igloo...

[Formula Jr]

I don't need a jacket or a kill switch. I just don't go out when it looks rough.

I only use poly ropes.

Any old oil will do.

Why are all these people waving at me in my boat?

Whats a bow line knot?

The Bee Gees were musical gods.

Miller's is a damn fine beer.

:)

[Hotspare]

Would you please SLOW DOWN AND TURN THE DAMM RADIO OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


If we have to JUMP ONE MORE WAKE YOU CAN TAKE ME BACK, BUTTHEAD !!!!!!!!!!!

[thriller]

Slow down your going too fast:hyper:

[Dr. Dan]

:D Please leave the Dust and Dirt on the Deck, it cuts down on the Sun Glare while I drive!

Why experiment with a Non Mercury Based Prop, the Boat may go faster & handle better...then what...speeding tickets ? I won't have it, lets not have any of that! :biggrin.:

[Last Tango]

"Attention, Larson shoppers..."

[joseph m. hahnl]

Oh I'm sorry I was wrong and you were right.

This boat is to big for my Yugo.

Does it come in a 4 cylinder?

I have a 23" pitched prop turning 4900 rpm it goes 66mph GPS.
Is there any way i can make it go slower?

Wow her breast are way to big. Give me another shirly temple.

Wowwy look at that bay liner go!!!!!!

Dam i wish i bought the Baja.


Honest officer i could'nt here your siren over the exhaust !!!!


joe

[Cuda]

Could you give me directions to the nearest Bed, Bath, and Beyond?

[Jraysray]

Does this shirt make me look fat?

Can't stop laughing on this one! :biggrin.:

[florida gator]

Does this shirt make me look fat?

No, it's actually the fat that makes you look fat :biggrin:

[florida gator]

No, it's actually the fat that makes you look fat :biggrin:

Just kidding Cuda. I hope to look as fit as you when I'm in my 50s!!

[Cuda]

Sadly, it's my gut that makes me look fat. The best description I've heard about my body is, I look like a potato with toothpicks stuck in it. :(

[onesubdrvr]

Yeah, I'm the owner of the worlds slowest Ragazza :bonk:

why do I need to wash the boat, it's just going in the water anyways!!

I'll flush the engine next week, the water didn't taste that salty today anyway

hey, when you go out on the boat with us next week, make sure to bring your cowboy boots - they make great boat shoes

here, make sure to put this screw-driver in your back pocket before you sit down

Gee, I'd love to go boating, but the Jr. Figure skating pre-lims are on today

[Mr X]

This 22 Classic looks GREAT in pink!

[boldts]

Sorry, no beautiful ladies in heels on my deck

[Cuda]

You know, this Classic would look tits if it just had a bimini on it.

[txtaz]

This 22 Classic looks GREAT in pink!
HA!!!!!! That would match someone's handbag.... :yes:

[turbo2256]

Please pass the Gray Pupon

[Carl C]

"Let's go fishing"

[joel3078]

Who the hell is Don Joel Aronow?

[txtaz]

"Hello Bilt Rite, yeah can you change my order to plaid?"

[mattyboy]

yessirre bob I'm a cowboy so ripout them weenie bars and put a windshield on that there boat and don't forget those fake bull horns, and the black and white fake cow skin interior

[mattyboy]

ohhh it's not fair every halloween you get to be the indian in the village people, when can I be the indian, i'm tired of being the biker guy....



i could be out on my boat but let me just post this one more political nonsense thread before i forget...............

oh i just hate it when my hair gets messed up when i'm on the boat.....


oh please forgive me if my boat is too loud and uses to much gas, and has offended you while you sip cocktails and block the whole dam channel


I can't go boating i have tickets to the ballet

[txtaz]

I drank too much Scotch....:bonk:
Yo Fuzzy one, The thread is "things you would NEVER hear a Donzi guy say" and I heard (err said) that one last weekend. :banghead:
Now I know why people have quick and quiet exhausts. It's for the next morning.
Taz

[joseph m. hahnl]

It's not how long you can go, It's how fast you finish:shocking: :shocking: :shocking:

[onesubdrvr]

how about,...

"Has any one seen my Justin Timberlake CD?"

"Hey, let's see what's on Lifetime before we take the boat out"

"Oh YEAH!! It's the Macy's labor day special today!!"

[Islander]

Can't go boating today, I'm off to a PETA rally.

I can't have the steak, I'm a vegan.

I just love that Jimmy Buffet song about saving the manatees.

[marcdups]

"BOAT SODA!!!!" , What's that :cistineb: :cistineb:

[knots2u]

I'm gonna trade this stainless prop for an aluminum 2 blade.

[Ranman]

ohhh it's not fair every halloween you get to be the indian in the village people, when can I be the indian, i'm tired of being the biker guy....

Ummmm.... That's been said by a Donzi guy before....












Why do I so willingly set myself up like this???

[Ranman]

"OK, so who want's this Donzi Girl jerk off poster."


No wait.... Damnit, I suck at this game

[Ranman]

"It's Italian."

"That Merc 525 is waaaay too much for this boat."

"George Desmond huh... It's not that fast, really..."















Alright, I got a couple...

[gcarter]

I like Donzis...really I do!
I'd own one too, but they're not biodegradable :rolleyes:

Or , exchange the last line with;

I'd own one too, but fiberglass resin is a petroleum by-product!!

[gcarter]

If only it were a blowbote!!

[gold-n-rod]

It's not how long you can go, It's how fast you finish:shocking: :shocking: :shocking:

Good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yes:

[gold-n-rod]

I can't have the steak, I'm a vegan.

I'm a Donzi guy and I say that all the time.

:bonk:

[Islander]

I'm a Donzi guy and I say that all the time.

:bonk:

Maybe your engine ain't big enough. :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

[gold-n-rod]

Maybe your engine ain't big enough. :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

Well, some consider 5.0 liter (litre Canadian) to be not big enough, but my prop shaft is PLENTY big enough (length and girth, thankyouverymuch). :spit:

Something else a Donzi guy will never say, "Size doesn't matter!" AND "Cuddling is way better than the real thing." :bonk:

[glashole]

"this boat is only 16ft ...it can't handle waves that big"


"I tell you, this boat is fine the way it is, I don't have any plans for modifications"

"No, No, these boats are actually quite economical"

[roadtrip se]

"Let's just go out for a nice, slow cruise..."

or

"Leave the silent choice on, that way we can just enjoy the sounds around us..."

or

"That factory prop works just great for me..."

or

"Sure, we've got room for that 100 quart igloo.."

and Cuda's and my favorite...

"Put the bimini up, it gives the boat such nice lines..."

[GG Donzi]

Here's one for the guy's at PK.

"Please put your top back on, I wanted to get a picture of you wearing your bikini!"

[txtaz]

Here's another one
"Yeah the Blackhawk drive sucks on an 18 I should have gone with the jet"

[Formula Jr]

I never go out when there are white caps. They scare me.

Can I get the interior in pink?

Boat shoes have no arch support and are uncomfortable.

I love the selection at Walmart.

That mint Bench Hornet with the big block side oiler and V-drive, just seems too expensive and impractical.

This party is boring. Let's leave early.

Thats too far to trailer a boat.

Expensive vodka tastes better.

yes dear, I won't flurt..........

if you open the package, it will deminish its value.

He did insult you, I just didn't think punching him would have been the right thing to do. And he was bigger than me.

I think WOT hurts the boat.

[joseph m. hahnl]

OH MY GOD! Did you see the look on that guy's face when he blew by us?



WHY YES !That shirt does make you look fat, may be you should take it off:eek!:




Honey? could you throw me the adjustable,Oh and the vise grips too?:bonk: